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all i wanted was to be invisible, damn

my mom was wrong

April 18, 2022

i went to visit my parents and it was fun, i got to do a puzzle with my mom

i also decided to used my fancy silicone/plastic reusable mask kit. I’M FANCY. Ok? Ok.

so obviously, since my skin has been breaking out because I ate one grapefruit a day, I’ve been more consistent with my clay masks. anyways so i did one while there. and listen, it got late, I was lazy, wanted to go home…and the last thing i was down for was rinsing my mask off at my parents’..BAH

it was a whole ass set up to prepare to leave the house and be in public with my face, full of clay. thank god I was driving but damn, I was already thinking at the bright red lights, or the fkn high beams. PEOPLE WILL SEE ME

sooooo, I left with my mask on…under my mask, with a cap that couldn’t fit on my head- literally hanging on to a thread of hair, my big hood on, and my pride in my pocket. my mom was like “you’re not gonna see anybody! and who cares, you don’t know them!” she’s right, who cares? so I went about my business, cuz obviously I wouldn’t see anyone at 11pm. LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got back home, put my mask back on, my scarf around my face, and made sure my hood was on on (yup twice). I was holding kelz in his crate, my reusable bag on one shoulder and some groceries my parents gave me…OF COURSE there had to be people smoking outside the door, and kelz screaming because…people…which drew attention to me LAWDDDD. when I tell you, my head was downnnn and I was walking FAST FAST. Anyways, so I proceeded to open the door when I hear…”hey do you need help?”…”no thank you (keeping my head down focusing on the key)………….that’s so nice”

my mom was wrong.

Tags mom, clay mask, raggedy in public
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