5/10 on a scale from 1 to 10 where 1 is the worse, and 10 is the best. Obvi, but you know I had to pull out my young survey days’ experience.
That’s how I rate how yesterday went. I ate cake for breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack, spent hours on the internet, spent hours on the phone, spent hours trying to hang a shelf - in vain, and ran 2 errands.
I don’t know why I keep rating my days according to my level of productivity. It’s like I’m a factory for a supply chain of guilt. For that, baybeeee, I’m productive!
Would it be good business model to sell guilt on the internet? Like people could order 2 capitalist guilts I would send an email invoice like:
Hello honey (like the wig wholesale sellers in China),
Thank you for your order #100498724.
Here is a history of your purchase:
2 x capitalist guilts.
1: You didn’t do SHIT today.
2: You’re a LAZY ASS.
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