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What I learned by going grocery shopping: it's a sport.

January 22, 2022

My mom’s a nurse. Growing up, she’d be kinda strict around getting us sweets. You know what? scratches chin I think that also has to do with her own mom owning a candy shop, resulting in her young self getting a bunch of cavities…cuz she would fall asleep with her mouth full of candy. Did I say too much? Oh well. So yeah, no Pop Tarts, Fruit-O-Long, or Dunkaroo’s never made it to our pantry. I had to get it from friends at school. I remember thinking they were so cool, with all da goodass snacks. Poor things, I can only imagine opening up a Dunkaroo’s and having 5 people asking you for a cookie. Who do you say no to? So much pressure at such a young age.

Can I get JUST get the muhfkn point? I know, I know. The point is here, and I am there. I honestly just wanted to say that I just had Fruit Loops for dinner. I’m still hungry, so I shouldn’t call that a dinner. Basically, I had a snack for dinner.

I should have started by saying that I literally just went grocery shopping a few hours ago, and I am WAY too tired to go cook up some shit. The grocery bags are still full, on the floor, by the door. I feel like I still haven’t recovered from a workout, and that I need to take a nap to feel alive, but it’s already midnight, so perhaps I should go to bed and wake up hungry and then eat x10.

As you can tell, my thoughts - mind, body, and soul = ALL OVER THE PLACE. Working out will do that for you, I tell ya.

Tags adulting, grocery, fruit loops, fruit-o-long, 90s, dunkaroo's, growing up, freedom
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